Yoooooo just got two amazing Mosrites in: a ‘65 Ventures model and a ‘72 Mark I! Woooooooooooo! #guitar #vintage #vintageguitar #mosrite #ventures #markI #damn #incredible #guitarsofinstagram (at Mike & Mike’s Guitar Bar)
iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED
My teenager was told 50 thousand fucking times over the past hour to take out the goddamn (OVERFLOWING) trash (chore of his)
His cunt mother changed the wifi password in the middle of whatever he was doing.
I’m a monster who’s trash is taken out!
When your wife catches you blowing a dude on a boat off a Florida nude beach, the correct response is to immediately apologize, and, once the situation has cooled, have a frank, open conversation about sexuality. Not recommended: throwing her off of the back of your jet ski and leaving her for dead.
O’ Florida, your headlines never cease to amaze me